In the twenty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S8E38 of COPS. An undercover officer's K9 destroys a meth seller, a blisteringly drunk guy cries his way out of trouble, and a sexual predator takes a well deserved sucker-punch to the face. We also talk about Mike's near-death experience, a creepy Walmart hitchhiker, and our Halloween costume plans.

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The best mullet of the week: barfy blonde boy

The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Bump Willis

The trashbag of the week: the creep

BONUS: that Vlassic crunch

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch