Matt and Dave break a leg reading the Phantom of the Auditorium. You'd think this book would be about handsome roguish ghouls, but really it's about the danger of falling from high places. Seriously. Schools, check your trap doors. Kids can get hurt. How are you going to call a kid's parents and tell them they died in a tragic 'Shrek the Musical' accident? Didn't think of that, did you?