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Ep. 247 - The Criterion Collection of Video Games


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The panel convenes to assess the Oofya, share controversial Klonoa opinions, and choose the first five video games to be given the Criterion Collection treatment.

Questions this week:

  1. What difficulty mode do you start games on? (00:42)
  2. How do you remedy the tone of Grand Theft Auto while maintaining crass irreverence? (05:53)
  3. How do you create urgency in a video game without an explicit timer? (16:35)
  4. What should Roblox replace its iconic “oof” noise with? (20:31)
  5. Jaffe Guesses the Golden Age of Konami – Round 4 (28:37)
  6. Tom asks: If the Criterion Collection were to release video games, what might the first five titles be, and what would the ideal special features be for each of them? (30:04)
  7. LIGHTNING ROUND: The Inaugural Criterion Collection of Video Games (01:01:33)

    Share your picks for games 6 and onward in the forums!

    A SMALL SELECTION OF THINGS REFERENCED:

    • Kingdom Hearts series
    • Final Fantasy VII: Remake
    • God of War series
    • DOOM series
    • Rockstar Games Cleaned Up Its Frat-Boy Culture — and Grand Theft Auto, Too
    • Grand Theft Auto series
    • Red Dead Redemption II
    • The Sopranos
    • The Simpsons
    • Saints Row series
    • Tim Roger’s Friend Jason Schreier
    • Bully
    • Sonic the Hedgehog universe
    • Penguin Game tweet
    • Super Valis IV
    • Bio-Senshi Dan: Increaser to no Tatakai
    • Celeste
    • Castlevania / Akumajō Dracula series
    • Roblox
    • Roblox’s new ‘oof’ sound is a big oof
    • Jeff Gerstmann’s tweet
    • Super Mario series
    • Intellivision Amico
    • Klonoa series (be nice, klonoa is just a little guy doing his best)
    • Tomba!
    • Croc: Legend of the Gobbos
    • The Criterion Collection
    • Seanbaby
    • ICO
    • The Complete Mr. Arkadin (1955)
    • Panzer Dragoon series
    • The Last of Us series
    • Virtua Fighter 2
    • SEGA AGES 2500 series
    • Gunstar Heroes
    • Powerslave
    • Quake
    • Samurai Shodown NeoGeo Collection
    • Seven Samurai (1954)
    • Linda³ Again
    • Blizzard Arcade Collection
    • Playdate
    • Yu Suzuki
    • Tokimeki Memorial games
    • Myst
    • Another World
    • Katamari series
    • Shadow of the Colossus
    • Star Control II
    • Elite
    • Armageddon (1998)
    • Mortal Kombat II
    • Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
    • Live a Live
    • Once Upon a Time in China: The Complete Films
    • High Seas Havoc
    • Socket
    • Zero the Kamikaze Squirrel
    • Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt

      Recommendations:

      Tim: The Criterion Channel

      Frank: Get some good sleep and poop on the regular

      Brandon: If you drink wine buy a wine aerator, and if you live in the Bay Area buy Alvarrado Street bread

      Jaffe: The Bear on FX

      Hosted by Alex Jaffe, with Frank Cifaldi, Tim Rogers and Brandon Sheffield. Edited by Esper Quinn. Original Music by Kurt Feldman.

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