Today's Report Includes: “Some Twin Peaks Shit”, “Joe Quirk is D O N E”, “That Specific Type of British Crazy”, “Rampaging Passenger Cannot be Stopped”, “Poop Cruise”,  “Sketchy Man’s Sketch Surprisingly Successfully Solves Situation”, “Legal Zoom, But For Poontang”, “Unstoppable Bionic Penises”, "Woman Hides... Well..."

Also: Catch 'You Might Be The Criminal If' hosted by Jeff Foxworthy- Tuesdays on Fox.

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.