This planet is amazing, thank you for granting presidential immunity. Even though my past sordid actions may be outside the domain of official presidential capacity, I'll pardon myself when I win. Then, I'll unleash an unbridled storm of vengeance (via ridiculousness) upon my enemies. Vote November 5th for The Alien in Trump's Head, aka the Trump-suit, aka Trump, and let's create the most chaos this world has ever seen! 

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