Ricky Joyce is not the kind of guy to gloat about his stellar accomplishments so let me be the first to tell you that this guy bangs. He’s banged at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. He’s also banged in front of the President. And sometimes he even plays the drums. Ba dum chhhhhh

Topics include: Setting records in eating pirogies, how to think like a record executive, wasting only your time instead of wasting both your time and your money, giving friends the credit they deserve, and we try to figure out why Train’s lyrics are so bad.