The Whole Nine Yards

Ep. 25: This isn't a Hallmark movie 🙅‍♂️🎬


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The Vibe: Reality bites. It's the brutal reality of the fantasy playoffs, full of cinematic drama and cruel endings. Milton is down to 2 out of 6 leagues, his most expensive team a casualty of the "Kyle Pitts-krieg." Vivian enjoyed a stress-free bye week as chaos reigned.

Weekend Blitz: A playoff weekend of shutouts, comebacks, and heartbreak.

  • Bills 35, Patriots 31: Josh Allen did it again, leading a historic comeback from 21 points down.

  • Broncos 34, Packers 26: Denver proved they are "for real," with Courtland Sutton (7-113-1) hailed by Sean Payton as "our best player."

  • SNF Implosion: Brandon Aubrey missed multiple FGs, and the Cowboys' season is officially over.

  • Chiefs' Collapse: Kansas City lost to the Chargers, and Patrick Mahomes is out for the year after ACL surgery.

  • MNF Drama: The Dolphins got rolled, putting Tua Tagovailoa's job in jeopardy, while Darren Waller (2 TDs) finally got involved.

The News: The injury toll is catastrophic as the season winds down.

  • QB Chaos: Patrick Mahomes (ACL) is done. Jayden Daniels is shut down. The Dolphins are considering benching TuaPhilip Rivers will start again.

  • Major Injuries: Cowboys LB Micah Parsons (torn ACL) is out for the year. Jaguars RB Bhayshul Tuten (finger) is out a few weeks. Rams WR Davante Adams (hamstring) is week-to-week.

  • RB Carousel: Michael Carter is the last man standing in Arizona. RJ Harvey is dealing with a rib injury. Josh Jacobs is battling through pain.

Off The Waivers: The final desperate adds for a championship run.

  • QB: Jacoby Brissett (ARI - matchup-proof 20-point floor), Tyler Shough (NO - sneaky streamer)

  • TE: Darren Waller (MIA - finally a focal point), Colby Parkinson (LAR - TE4 since Week 10, red-zone threat)

  • WR: Jayden Reed (GB - returning to form), Rashid Shaheed (NO - increasing volume and return upside)

  • RB: Michael Carter (ARI - lead back by default), Blake Corum (LAR - consistent role), Tyrone Tracy (NYG - volume-based flex)

First Look: A massive Thursday Night Football preview: Rams at Seahawks (-1). An NFC West showdown featuring MVP candidate Matthew Stafford and his arsenal of weapons against the league's #4 defense and league-winner Jaxon Smith-Njigba. A defensive battle with major playoff seeding implications.

Tune in for the full, last-ditch strategy to win a championship. The reality is brutal, but the fight isn't over. And just like the Kansas City Chiefs' season, we are DONE!

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The Whole Nine YardsBy Milton and Vivian