In the twenty-fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S29E7 of COPS. An erratically naked meth-man "yessurrs" his way into a beekeepers bonnet, an officer pulls multiple bags of weed out of a guy's butt, and a traffic stop goes from zero to sixty in record time. We also talk about marital name changes, post-halloween costumes, and our shared trip to Detroit.

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The best mullet of the week: Us. We didn't have one.

The best mustache of the week: Corporal Michael Vigil

The trashbag of the week: Richard, king of the dong

BONUS: Malort

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch