We know what you are thinking, after 25 episodes of us saying "is this character queer coded?" we are finally getting an episode where Saoirse Ronan is playing an explicitly gay character! Elizabeth and Alexandra must be so excited, right? Guess again! Hop on board for another half hour of us talking about whether or not Kate Winslett is MILF material, the ethics of queering straight stories (especially since queer stories are so often straightened), and the effects of the male gaze on a story about two women in love.

CW: sex, cheating