Don't hit the birds! Today we're doing a Patreon requested episode on none other than Florida Man himself. First, Morgan presents the smooth sounds of the best of Florida Man album. Then Lexi covers the stories of the Florida face eaters.

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Best of Florida Man:

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-wears-f-police-shirt-court-article-1.1965238

https://twitter.com/_floridaman/status/757583228240850945?lang=en

https://abc13.com/man-tries-to-steal-peacock-birds-video-of-getting-chased-by-peacocks-in-florida/3209040/

https://www.boredpanda.com/hilarious-florida-man-headings/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/weird-news/florida-man-crack-leads-cops-wild-chase-allegedly-steals-capri-suns/r5TAoY6t86ufdjJLPF9wqO/

https://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/Florida-man-practices-his-karate-on-swans-at-Lake-Eola-Park_167727781/

https://ktla.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/nationworld/18-year-old-florida-man-arrested-after-posing-as-doctor-opening-medical-practice-sheriffs-office/

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending-now/mopwearing-florida-man-looking-for-eggs-terrified-entire-family/487663287/

https://fox59.com/news/national-world/police-florida-couple-stole-motorized-scooter-from-walmart-drove-to-bar/

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/two-men-appear-in-police-custody-with-power-pole-on-suv-in-jacksonville/608678097/

https://theweek.com/speedreads/650409/florida-man-rides-manatee-dares-police-arrest-gets-arrested

The Florida Face Eaters:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack

https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/29/us/florida-killings-face-biting/index.html

Music: Victor Natas - Dancing in despair available @ freesound.org