Tonight on Dump Stats...

Twas the night before Voskañar and all through the shoppe,

The Bad Humanoids were hiding and lying to cops,

Jurm flew off the handle and told a big lie,

"Yes, and..." said Nathaniel, he's such a good guy!

While Stellan and Gyro escaped out the back, 

Nero tried stealthing and fell with a CRACK!

Down in the basement, Nathaniel is trapped,

While the guards in the alley cut Nero no slack,

When what to our wondering ears did appear,

But a peck of Mad Monkeys spouting nonsense and jeers!

Roll your initiative, hold on to your hats,

Will the Bad Humanoids keep rolling nats?

...Find out tonight, on an all new Dump Stats!