Welcome to Harry's literal nightmare! We start Goblet of Fire with a bang (and a flash of green light). Voldy needs feeding, Nagini needs milking, Wormtail needs a new gig, Harry needs a goddamn parent, Dudley needs to lose a few. Plus, flashy mail birds and cake for breakfast!

This week's chapters: The Riddle House, The Scar, & The Invitation

Next week's chapters: Back to the Burrow, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, & The Portkey