Ron Babcock talks about devil sicks (flower sticks or wonder sticks if you fear the wrath of Satan), trying to get to a Scranton level of fame, the footbag lifestyle, basic bitch Cirque du Soleil, awkwardly constrained boobs at the Renaissance Faire, ska being the veganism of music, flying too close to the sun with fire sticks, dabbling in minimalism, and the sex finally coming when he stopped the hobbies.

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