Sarah takes a deep dive into the Gabby Petito case, and she admits to hours of investigation on Reddit and Twitter. Lo gets updated on the details of the case, and the ladies agree that Brian Laundrie is a POS. That dude ain’t in the reserve! Lo demands a hot picture of herself if she were to ever go missing. Sarah and Lo recap their trip to Austin to see Heather McMahan stand up. Lo started the trip by almost starving Sarah and depriving her of Mexican food in Houston. The ladies make the drive to Austin with another girlfriend and disorderly conduct ensues. Wine by the doubles, ranch waters, and a drag from a Juul turn Sarah into Usain Bolt, and she now needs a chaperone.