Welcome back to Quantum Dungeon! This week, our compantriots compete in the first 2 rounds of testing for the Queen's Guard. Swords are swung and math is done. How will they fair?

Alternate episode titles: Testees. Entrance Exams. Queensguard Academy.  

This episode contains profanity.

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DM is Harrison Redd-Ward (@harrisonora on Instagram)

Marina Petrovina Dvorjushka Semoneva Kirill Ilyushken is Devin Redd-Ward (@dward8384 on Twitter)

Patricia Moynihan is Zach Blaylock (@zachsaidathing on Twitter)

William Smythe is Adam Cooper-Dunn (@acd809 on Instagram)

Ingrid The Queen is Erin Muller (@mullerings on Instagram)

His Royal Highness Clyve Sebastian Von Shtupperstein, Duke of the Lily Valley, Lord of the Isle of Sand is Tyler Cooper-Dunn (@butwhythoughreally on Instagram)

Music by Andrew Forsyth

Cover art by Maria Negrin (@marianimate on Instagram)