While Rudy "the Ridiculous" Giuliani can't handle text messaging and gets an unwelcome cameo in the new Borat movie, he may very well be the guy who ultimately wins Trump the election. Meanwhile, House candidate calls for "defunding the Pentagon," while the DEA announces new and better ways to imprison black people, and a statistician wants to know if we're trusting "the experts" at the expense of understanding and respecting *science.*