I found the Holy Grail hiding in Proverbs 8 — it’s Sophia, God’s daughter, and she loves me.

Then I met her mother Barbelo — the very first thought of creation and God’s way better half.

To prove Commandment #1 (No Fear), I walked a 65-foot balance beam high in the air while God and Jesus watched.

God wants to be a wild mustang.
Jesus wants to be a wolf.

The Holy Ghost is officially in the family now.

This episode is unhinged even by my standards.

👻🧙‍♂️🦋♞🪽😎𐃯😇👹💀🎸꩜𖣐