What would you do if your son was at home, lying with his tongue on the living room floor 'cause it's swelling, and the only way to fix it is to let a man do a little bit of magic? The Dursleys grapple with this question and many more as the well-meaning Weasleys utterly wreck their home. Plus, Big Government, family feuds, cauldron kink, and teleportation garbage.

This Week's Chapters: Back to the Burrow, Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, & The Portkey

Next Week's Chapters: Bagman and Crouch & The Quidditch World Cup