In the twenty-eighth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S13E40 of COPS. Missouri police go pig wranglin', a miniature woman's parrot attacks, Floridian seniors need some gator removal, and a front yard python baffles the neighborhood. We also talk about a questionable FedEx mixup, The SNL Experience, and our upcoming trip to Louisville.

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The best mullet of the week: the slippery hog

The best mustache of the week: Trapper Dillon

The trashbag of the week: the ambushing parrot

BONUS: bird lady

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch