Mooncakes

Ep 29 - Jangle Them Ball Sacks


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One half of the Korean Bastards!!! Welcome baby brother Joshzilla (Liz’s bro)! Elaborate on being a piece of shit. Stealing money from younger siblings. Madame fortune teller, please tell me my fortune. What happens when you poke the giant. The result of Asian parent conditioning in the 90s. You are a ginormous baby seal/locust that eats everything. Living with a crazy Korean christian single mother. Get your samurai swords, daggers, and double pronged daggers from your middle school dealer. Christian church school and cocaine. DDDDDUI. First day in jail experience. Mustard shit limbo brah. Playing ping pong with the Asian Meth head Pop-eye. Classic dropping the soap in the jail shower. We found the real hamburgler. Comedian’s everywhere even in incarceration. Cool cat with the hand sanitizer hooch. Sobriety Yoda has arrived. 

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MooncakesBy Elizabeth Lee & Debbie Yen