Life is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you're gonna get.

MASS MOVIECIDE is like a box of KICK ASS, and that's exactly what you're about to get!  Our three movie-holics are boxing ROCKY for the belt, followed by a marathon run with FORREST GUMP.

(We mean this metaphorically, of course.  If any one of them tried to do either of those activities literally, they'd be dead in minutes.)

It's the eye of the tiger, with MASS MOVIECIDE!