We record remotely and down a few drinks while discussing the coronavirus, our jobs, quarantine sex, spreading the virus by pooping, Trump, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Apple's telephone tech support music options, mollusks, St. Patrick's Day, water pollution, Gremlins, Snarf, M*A*S*H, Desert Storm trading cards, and Wolf Blitzer, plus Chris breaks the news of Kenny Rogers' death to John and Vert calls in with a dog poop story.