Peaches Pit Party from Monday, January 12th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show staring down a shorter work week and a long awaited vacation before immediately spiraling into celebrity nonsense after learning Scooter Braun is dating Sydney Sweeney and is shocked that famous athletes keep sliding into her DMs like this outcome was not guaranteed. From there, reality takes a hard left when the internet completely sabotages a real life monkey escape in St. Louis by flooding social media with fake AI monkey photos, forcing animal control to sort through memes instead of actual primates. Peaches then breaks down a truly unhinged invention that lets drivers scroll TikTok by honking their horn, debates whether that is the dumbest traffic idea ever conceived, and watches a self driving Waymo car confidently guide its passenger onto active train tracks before politely stopping like that solves anything. The show barrels forward into competitive steinholding being declared more legitimate than golf, NFL fan bases ranked by drinking habits, and the uncomfortable reality that legalized sports betting is apparently turning bad losses into crime spikes. Peaches shifts gears into alien territory after Idaho ranks near the top for reported abduction style encounters, digs through an online thread exposing industries everyone quietly agrees are scams, and mourns the disappearance of waterbeds while imagining the absolute destruction one would cause under real world conditions. A relationship fight in Texas escalates into full blown apartment destruction after a barbecue fueled clothing bonfire goes wrong, proving breakups are a public safety hazard. The episode also includes Megadeth’s final album rollout, Peaches openly questioning Dave Mustaine’s lyrical autopilot, a movie ticket giveaway, and a surprisingly wholesome moment involving fan mail from The Pretty Wild that raises questions about whether anyone actually read what he wrote. It wraps with listener band recommendations, local scene love, and the quiet realization that reality feels increasingly optional if you’re online long enough. 

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