A.K.A. Make Ride-Sharing Good Again

Today’s Report Includes: “Burglar Caught With His Pants Down”[1], “Poor, Feeble Charlie Peebles”[2],  “No Thanks”[3], “Congrats On Being A Dumbass”[4],& “Minuscule Theft Auto”[5]

Also, the exciting conclusion of last week's would you rather saga and whole, whole song about vore.

Listicle: “”[6]

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman

Would You Rather: All Your Fingers Are Dicks -or- Your Dick Is A Finger?

Article Links:

1. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/chinese-burglar-caught/

2. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4227699/gravely-ill-boy-has-dreams-of-becoming-policeman-fulfilled/

3. https://www.hindustantimes.com/gurugram/boogeyman-or-conspiracy-women-s-hair-being-mysteriously-chopped-off-across-haryana-ncr/story-0ISn38IjejK7puKfHrMxyJ.html

4. http://www.fox5ny.com/news/sausage-wielding-gang-attacks-vegan-cafe

5. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/boy-drives-across-australia_us_58fcd410e4b06b9cb917a79e

6. https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her

Til’ Next Time, if you want to keep your man? Put menstrual blood in your man’s food!

#TLYK #NotAll Dents