ACB dancer Michelle DeAngelis' attempt to get her ex-boyfriend’s mother arrested and the recipe for Blueberry Toast. Lincoln and Elise attempt to answer ten fundamental questions about ballet and barely make it past the first one, or two... it’s hard to say exactly because Lincoln keeps referring to everything as question number two. Subjects covered include: What is ballet? Why do people still do it? And what makes a work of art ‘classical’? Please pay no attention to the syntax, ladies and gentlemen.