So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of journalists in making us all feel terrified. I talk about the challenges of home schooling then move onto the elite panic buyers who always seem to be one step ahead. We close with more of your brilliant letters, including the man who seeks reassurance but doesn't get it.

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