Andy and Brian welcome you back to the porch!

If this title seems shorter than usual, that's because I made it way shorter out of spite. Apple Podcasts was super delayed uploading last week's episode, and we think it might have been the novel of a title that Brian (cough) wrote.

This week, I'm going with 13 characters, including punctuation. Happy, Apple? Happle.

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Do you love heavy metal? Or just great drummers? Check out Brian's finely manicured YouTube Music playlist "Quit Hoglan Yer Lombardo." You'll know it's mine because of the AI-generated HellBeast logo. Please enjoy! Share with your fellow drumheads. Send me notes about music you think I'd like.