A very special three-host episode, featuring Cousin of the Podcast Kyle Price-Livingston, jokester, genius, scholar, and rogue. We make Kyle talk about all kinds of fun stuff: slavery, torture, the patriarchy, mail bombs, Fake News, and Shaq. Plus: Hermione has her consciousness raised and Ron, as usual, is an idiot.

This week's chapters: The Dark Mark & Mayhem at the Ministry

Next week's chapters: Aboard the Hogwarts Express & The Triwizard Tournament