Georgi wants to be high on methamphetamine and is embarrassed by rose quartz. Austin is like RAAAAAIIIIINNNN. John finds a partner for his movie & tv show podcast. And our guest John (32 yo straight cis man)hates first dates, didn't yank his chain for 5 years in his 20's and educates us on why you can't have sex with your cousins. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)