First of all, Scott and Steve love all of the countries mentioned in today's episode, and no offense is meant to any of them. 

The episode starts with Steve calling out Scott for ulterior motives for joining a gym and Steve retelling the story of an aggressive clarinet player with a love of Quiznos subs.

Next it's time for all of the important history surrounding the sayings, "Pardon My French, Irish Goodbye, and When in Rome."

Enjoy this episode, and try not to get conquered.

Mmmm...Toasty!