You like colons? This episode title has so many! You like vampires? This episode has SO MANY! This week we’re discussing vampires, their function as a queer allegory, and their evolution (or lack thereof) throughout the ages. A accepts a beverage mistake challenge. K has new hair. H recounts the real actual birth scene from the Twilight series.

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