A monster episode where nothing happens! Just kidding. We start with a mailbag, full of lovely and brilliant observations from you gorgeous people. Then, Ron is starving, Hermione is on a hunger strike, Dennis Creevey is a soaking wet angel, the Sorting Hat is fairly rude, ghosts are weirdly bureaucratic, and Mad-Eye is EXTRA AF. This week's chapters: Aboard the Hogwars Express & The Triwizard Tournament. Next week's chapters: Mad-Eye Moody & The Unforgivable curses