Pimples, monsters, horoscopes, and questionable disciplinary measures greet the gang as classes resume at Hogwarts School of Peril and Mayhem. Malfoy gets what's coming to him; Lavender Brown gets sexually harrassed; Hagrid gets in over his head; Neville gets hella re-traumatized; some spiders get pwned; and Hermione gets a taste for activism. Plus: So. Much. Bubotuber. Pus.

This week's chapters: Mad-Eye Moody & The Unforgivable Curses

Next week's chapters: Beauxbatons and Durmstrang & The Goblet of Fire