Here we goddamn go. Having finished covering all of Year One, Tomato and Sekrit step away from the comic for a minute to talk about the topic that won a recent special-episode poll: Wankorama: FFA/Weirdest Fandom Discourse. Ranging somehow from Michel Foucault's concept of discourse to whether or not it's possible or recommended to knead pie dough, this deep-dive was so long it'll be continued in part two. In this first half: What's the distinction between discourse and wank? What's this "FFA" we keep talking about and why is it relevant to Check, Please? What makes a discourse "weird"? And the beginning of our fucking laundry list of the things people in this g.d. fandom fight about.