Ever dreamed about your ultimate Barbie Dreamhouse—not the realistic one, the completely outrageous, magical one? Us too! In this episode, we dive into all the wild elements we'd include: lazy rivers doubling as moats, slides spiraling around staircases, secret library nooks à la Beauty and the Beast, and closets straight out of Princess Diaries 2. We relive our childhood play setups, confess envy over friends' extravagant toy collections, and realize that some toys, like the iconic Barbie Dreamhouse, still capture our imagination as adults.

And to set the record straight: Bry's traumatic high school movie experience was not "Dante's Inferno," but actually "Dante's Peak" (RIP Grandma in the volcanic lake).

Come join the fun, reminisce about the good old Toys R Us days, and let your imagination run wild with us—because practical dream homes are overrated and if you wanted to hear about mortgage rates you came to the wrong podcast!