Are you ready for more: DANGEROUS CLASSES! DRAMATIC ENTRANCES! INSANE METHODS OF TRANSPORTATION! TEEN HEARTTHROBS! MONSTERS! NONSENSICAL PLOT TWISTS!? Then you've come to the right place. The foreigners have arrived, and everyone at Hogwarts is losing their mind. Hagrid uses hair gel, Ron mumbles incoherently about French stew, and a stupid cup decides the fate of all our heroes.

This week's chapters: Beauxbatons and Durmstrang & The Goblet of Fire

Next week's chapters: The Four Champions & The Weighing of the Wands