Episode 33 - Satan’s Eggnog: John has to go to the bathroom. Your heroes try valiantly to find a Satanist who is awake at 9 am, and eventually succeed - Scott Thompson of Supervillain explains the Satanist perspective on Christmas. We also learn what it feels like to put out a cigarette on your own arm. And, as always, all of our music is excellent:

• Tight Solid with I Hate Christmas
• Kurse with Epilogue
• Errol Bateman with Autopilot
• DeFault American with I Hate Christmas
• Vienna Ditto with Amazing Grace

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song, thank you to Scott Thompson of Supervillain for all the wisdom, and thank you to The Asheville Rock Collective, for existing. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)