It's time for some updates here on ShambleFest!  Tune in this week to hear the latest on R Kelly's sex cult, Alyssa Mack's sex cult, and Corey Feldman vs Hollywood pedophiles trying to murder him.  Also hear stories about a guy who put the wrong body part inside a giant clam, a woman married to a pirate ghost, medical issues after being in space, decapitation at a water park, and the cheesiest pizza in the world.  Yep, it's a dark episode.