In the thirty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E08 of COPS. Albuquerque officers bait thieves with a Mercedes-Benz bicycle, a soft-spoken hardware smuggler gums her way through an arrest, and a solicitor (almost) gets more than he bargained for. We also talk about watching a woman knock down a light pole, fear-farts in a car wash, and Burlington Coat Factory.

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The best mullet of the week: "Well that's disgustin'" guy

The best mustache of the week: Sgt. Kypps Poliard

The trashbag of the week: Maryanne

BONUS: the Benz bike

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch