Join (g)hosts Chris & Nickey in the Bay Area for a junior HIGH school reunion as they celebrate Valentine's Day AKA Violent Crimes Day by experiencing the 2001 barely-sensical camp-fest, Valentine! Gather around a box of chocolates with LIVE MAGGOTS SOMEHOW BAKED INTO THEM as the (g)hosts reminisce about the Denise Richards of it all, Buffy's scraps, Dorothy looking like Brett Butler, men's necklaces of the '90s and 2000s, a white woman's lies, 2gether, Nickey finding out how the movies really ends, and much more!