Today we have a person that left us feeling a little conflicted on whether or not he sucks. Ernst Junger loved his country, being a soldier, and writing a bunch of flowery bullshit and poetry. And boy was he active in all those things. As his life progressed he sided with some questionable people, had some questionable thoughts, but also did some real cool stuff. So maybe it all balances out. Or maybe not, I'm not an expert on morality. And yes I know there's supposed to be some accent marks or whatever in his name, but suck it, Germany. Enjoy!