The boys recap last weekends Valero Texas Open, then dive straight into all things Masters, from Pimento Cheese and Egg Salad to defending champion Dustin Johnson and this years betting favorites. After picking the winner last week, we make our Top 10 picks for this week, and we fail miserably once again at trying to guess the mystery golfer. We also discuss our favorite things about The Masters Tournament, and schedule a vasectomy for next April, just in time to sit back, relax, and watch all four days uninterrupted. Bonus content this week discussing Roy Williams retirement and why Duke absolutely sucks.