In the thirty-fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S05E13 of COPS. We follow Colorado officers as they arrest a group of gun-toting teens, recover stolen cash from a waterbed, and try to get to the bottom of a topless lady in the street. We also talk about marital sleeping habits, fruit-flavored alcohol, and sample an obscenely-flavored vocal cord spray.

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The best mullet of the week: the convenience store crook

The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Manny Mauri

The trashbag of the week: The Bat-Boobed Broad

BONUS: singer spray

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch