This week, the guys are doing their best impression of a police scanner by breaking down all the biggest crime stories. Evan has Kit Kat heists on the brain, while Josh breaks the news that murder recently struck their city! Could the same person be behind both?! Unlikely... The guys also discuss shoplifting before diving into the larger topic of shopping, so maybe they just have crime on the brain. But with this economy, who can blame them?! So, who thinks groceries are great, and who thinks every shopping trip is more like an inconvenient store? There are also Fact of the Week and "sticking it to the man" tidbits in store, and we see what's coming up on the calendar!