I get in the chair for another current events episode. I start the episode with some banter then get into some stories from the last two weeks. Including a dude who cut off another dudes dong, a bad attempt at using a toupée, a 77 year old murderer released only to murder again, some body parts sewed together, a jelly fish the size of you, grasshopper infestation, bull running, the planting of 350 million trees, an Ebola outbreak, McDonald’s getting denied, the making of the Tokyo 2020 medals, and another installment of Chromatic Distortions Free Speech Watch.