Jen Bartels talks about being a professional data consultant for Verizon Wireless, not being a Jenny, having that corporate card, parking wherever she pleased in the city, selling cell phones inside of a Circuit City, existential panic attacks, making so many Powerpoint presentations, the day the cell phones stopped dancing, remembering that we could have been born bugs, taking a minute and taking a breath, getting Facetimed butt-ass naked on the toilet (and accidentally answering), and learning to strike that balance.

Look for Jen in the upcoming Paramount Network (formerly Spike) show American Woman, coming soon.

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