Want to make more money in 2019? Well, have we got some slap-bang ideas for you! Also, how to get a celebrity to sing on your album, why Facebook is Totally Over, and John metaphorically cuts his hair. Also, the Monkees. And our music is excellent as always:

• North by North with Open Door
• Supervillain with That Boy’s a Beast FEAT. Nick Oliveri
• Secular Pains with Cut My Hair
• Hairy Nipples with Like Everybody Else
• The Holy Knives with Switchblade Heart

Thank you to Foot Gun for providing our theme song. (Hey- also!!!! Please take a second to like Holy Crap Records on Facebook and friend us or whatever on Twitter.)