In the thirty-sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S28E11 of COPS. Kansas City drunkards attempt to evade a DUI, a car full of heroin-chic hipsters can't outsmart a drug dog, and Richland City officers pull drugs out of guy's clenched butt. We also talk about climbing a terrifying statue in Birmingham, why Atlanta was unimpressive, and Mike churns out T-shirt slogans.

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The best mullet of the week: the handlebar hustler

The best mustache of the week: Sen. Dep. Adrian Thompson

The trashbag of the week: the mumbly H&M girl

BONUS: Josh's Ray Bans

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Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay

Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch