Twitterpation has turned to full-on hormone madness this week. Dobby is a high-fashion elf; all your faves are problematic; Harry is overly forgiving; Hermione and Ginny are queens; Neville and Fred get it done; Harry is NOT the Cho-sen One; and seriously, what the hell is the matter with Ron? Plus: Minerva McGonagall's tight bun(s).

This week's chapters: The House Elf Liberation Front & The Unexpected Task

Next week's chapters: The Yule Ball & Rita Skeeter's Scoop