There's waaaaay weirder and more graphic stuff probably on daytime television. Your news and your headlines suck. Stop it. 

0:00 Intro 

2:30 Music: Introduction

3:07 From The Archives: Contra Force

5:56 Music: Level 1

7:00 Review Review: Contra

21:50 Music: Level 3

23:02 News Of The Weird 

33:30 Music: Ending & Credits

34:44 Outro 

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Intro music: Empty Victory - Savestates

Archives music: Cybernetic Celtic Wizard - Yerzmyey

Review music: Samicom - 

News music: Ijha - beek

Outro music: My Ghostly Friend - smh